Category Archives: Fun

JUL 25: TINY HELIOS – WE SIBERIANS ARE TOUGHER THAN THE REST!

Little Puss Helios - I'm a Siberian Forest Cat! A Siberian Tiger in Pocket Fromat!

Little Puss Helios - I'm a Siberian Forest Cat! And thus tougher than the rest!

I'M HELIOS, THE SIBERIAN PUSS!

I was born on May 19, 2021!
On this picture, I am just 28 days old.

A PERFECTLY HEALTHY SIBERIAN!

Today, I am already 66 days old!
I have had my first visit to the vet!
My body weight is already 1 kg!
Now, I'm vaccinated against feline epidemic!
Then, I was tested for Feline immunodeficiency virus, or cat FIV!
(This virus works by killing or damaging cells in a cat's immune system, often targeting white blood cells.
The ongoing damage to FIV in cats eventually leads to a weakening of the immune system.
Once that happens, cats with FIV can become vulnerable to secondary infections.)

A TRUE, TOUGH SIBERIAN!

When the blood was taken, I did not even say MEOW!
For, I am just a tough Siberian and not a wimp like these soccer players!

A CUTE LITTLE FRIEND OF MADELEINE AND ERIC!

My friends MADELEINE and ERIC bought many beautiful things for me!
Metal Bowles for water, dry food and wet food!
A big and a small cat tower!
A little tent with leopard print as hideaway for me!
Hammocks, so I can always watch the birds from the window.
A special backpack for cats, so I can always come along when Madeleine and Eric go hiking!

SIBERIAN TIGER PHOTO SHOWS
SIBERIAN TIGRESS ELENA AND HER CUBS IN POND - video
SIBERIAN TIGRESS LISKA - FACIAL EXPRESSIONS - video
WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO CLIPS
©Photos by MADELEINE BIANCHI and ERIC MAURER of SKATETRIX SPORT COMPANY

Tags: Cat FIV, Eric Maurer, Feline Epidemic, Helios, Madeleine Bianchi, Mother Russia, National Cat of Russia, Photographer, Siberian Forest Cat, Skatetrix Sport Company, Video Producer

JUL 17: I AM TINY HELIOS – A SIBERIAN TIGER IN POCKET FORMAT!

Little Puss Helios - I'm a Siberian Forest Cat!

MAY I INTRODUCE MYSELF?

My name is HELIOS, and I'm a little Puss!
I was born on May 19, 2021!
On this picture, I am just 28 days old.
At this moment, I'm still a tiny Siberian Forest Cat!

NATIONAL CAT OF RUSSIA!

But already now I am very proud to be one of the Siberian Forest Cats!
For, we Siberian Forest Cats are the National Cats of Mother Russia!

A FIERCE LITTLE FIGHTER!

Today, I am already 62 days old!
And meanwhile, a fierce little fighter who fearlessly attacks even his much elder siblings!

A SIBERIAN TIGER IN POCKET FORMAT!

Almost like my bigger cousin, the Siberian Tiger, who lives in the vast forests on the huge Black Dragon River.
The world's tenth-longest river, better known as Amur!

A CUTE LITTLE FRIEND OF MADELEINE AND ERIC!

I'm the new little Friend of Madeleine Bianchi and Eric Maurer.
At the beginning of September, I will move to them!
And I will live together with the both! Meow!

Tags: Amur, Black Dragon River, Eric Maurer, Helios, Madeleine Bianchi, Mother Russia, National Cat of Russia, Photographer, Siberian Forest Cat, Siberian Tiger, Skatetrix Sport Company, Video Producer

JUN 12: GRANDMA’S HILARIOUS STORY ABOUT A NAUGHTY SWISS PARROT!

I've angered Kraut by crowing: VIVE LA SUISSE! EN BAS LE BOCHES (Long live Switzerland! Down with the Krauts!)

GRANDMA'S HILARIOUS PARROT STORY!

Our grandma was from Lausanne, a city in the French-speaking part of Switzerland!
She told us an episode that took place there during the WW1.
And which is typical of the cowardly behavior of the Swiss government!

NAUGHTY SWISS PARROT ANGERS PASSING KRAUT!

The owner of a parrot hung it in its cage out to the window.
As soon as someone passed through on the street below, the parrot began to crow:
VIVE LA SUISSE! EN BAS LE BOCHES!
(Long live Switzerland! Down with the Krauts!)

KRAUT GETS IN A HUFF ABOUT SWISS PARROT!

One day, a Boche was passing through the street.
And the parrot crowed again: VIVE LA SUISSE! EN BAS LE BOCHES!
Whereupon the Boche ran straight to the Embassy of the Boche Empire.
To complain there about his insult by the parrot!

KRAUT EMBASSY DICTATES - SWISS GOVERNMENT KOWTOWS!

At a hint from the embassy, the Swiss government forbade the owner to hang the cage with his parrot out of the window!
Kowtow, kowtow!

VOTE SWISS PARROT IN SWISS GOVERNMENT!

Today such a parrot is again needed!
Especially in the Swiss government!
He will crow full-throated: VIVE LA SUISSE! EN BAS LE BOCHES!
TO REMIND THESE COWARDS WHAT THEIR REAL DUTY IS TO THE SWISS CITIZENS!
BEFORE THEY DO THEIR USUAL KOWTOWING TO THE BOCHES BY OBEYING THEIR INNATE REFLEX!
For this PARROT would be a true SWISS contrary all so-called Swiss Government with pathetic wishy-washy politics!

CLEAR WATER CASCADE - Madeleine shows you the treasure of the Swiss Alps!
EXPOSED SUSPENSION BRIDGE - experience vertigo together with Madeleine!
WITH MADELEINE AND ERIC IN HARDROCK LAND!
ACTION PHOTO SHOWS
SWISS ALPS VIDEO CLIPS
©Photos by MADELEINE BIANCHI and ERIC MAURER of SKATETRIX SPORT COMPANY

Tags: Boche, Eric Maurer, German Empire, Germany, Grandma, Kowtow, Krauts, Madeleine Bianchi, Parrot, Skatetrix Sport Company, Swiss Government, WW1

MAR 13: MADELEINE BIANCHI – I SEE WINTER WONDERLAND IN A MAGICAL BLUE TWILIGHT!

MADELEINE BIANCHI: Have you ever experienced such a magical blue twilight in the mountains?

SWISS ALPS VIDEO WITH MADELEINE: «CLEAR WATER CASCADE!»

SUNSET IN WINTER WONDERLAND!

The last rays of the sun get refracted at the sharp mountain crests of the Swiss Alps.

IN MAGICAL TWILIGHT!

The heights are now bathed in the magical blue twilight of the nightfall!
Whilst the night has already spread its black cloak over the deep valley.

THE DEEP VALLEY!

This valley is so narrow that from November to March no ray of sunlight falls into it!
Eric discovered it on his forays through the Swiss Alps in summer, as in winter!

ITS ICE FALLS!

Eric knew exactly that in winter we would find gigantic icefalls here, flowing over the high rock faces down to the valley floor!
And particularly, the magnificent Heaven’s Gate with its beautiful ice sculptures, which you know from my photos!

OUR WAY BACK!

Now it's high time to descend into the valley, because the coming night will be bitterly cold!
Because the way back through the deep snow in the forests of the valley will be energy-sapping and take a long time!
But that's the price we gladly pay for the wonderful day we had at Winter Wonderland!

Tags: Eric Maurer, Madeleine Bianchi, Swiss Alps, Winter Wonderland

MAR 07: BRAINY MOHAN CALLS EARTH! – LIVE THERE STILL SOME INTELLIGENT BIPEDS? OVER!

Snow Leopard MOHAN - I am a brainy child of nature! And you?

VIDEO: LITTLE MOHAN TUSSLES WITH MOMMY DJAMILA!

BELIEVE IN POLITICS?

Do you belong to the people who still believe in the silly twaddle of politicians?
To those, that run after a political party?
Or even worse run after a politician, in which they trust for decades?
Even after all the disasters that these jerks cause in COVID-19 pandemic daily?
Then, you are beyond help!
For, you are a natural-born subject!

DOUBT IN POLITICS?

Do you belong already to the few ones, that begin to doubt the politicians' sanity?
To those, who are meanwhile fed up with all the bullshit they have to see and hear in the media day after day?
Then I have some good remedies to encourage you in your sane mindset!

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

«What a terrible era in which idiots govern the blind!»
(JULIUS CAESAR in The Tragedy of Julius Caesar).

FRANZ KAFKA

«One idiot is one idiot. Two idiots are two idiots. Ten thousand idiots are a political party.»

HENRIK IBSEN

«The majority never has right on its side. Never, I say!
That is one of these social lies against which an independent, intelligent men must wage war.
Who is it that constitute the majority of the population in a country?
Is it the clever folk, or the stupid?
I don't imagine you will dispute the fact that at present the stupid people are in an absolutely overwhelming majority all the world over.»

FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE

«The state, I call it, where all are poison-drinkers, the good and the bad:
the state, where all lose themselves, the good and the bad:
the state, where the slow suicide of all—is called "life."»

GET WELL SOON!

SNOW LEOPARD TRIO - you will see the coolest SNOW LEOPARD TRIO!
SNOW LEOPARD KYROS - FACIAL EXPRESSIONS - I will cast my spell over you!
SNOW LEOPARD BABY KYROS - a very self-confident little nipper!
SNOW LEOPARD PLAYINGS - Little MOHAN plays with his Mommy DJAMILA!
SNOW LEOPARD PHOTO SHOWS
WILDLIFE - BIG CAT PHOTO SHOWS
WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO CLIPS
©Photos by MADELEINE BIANCHI and ERIC MAURER of SKATETRIX SPORT COMPANY

Tags: Eric Maurer, Franz Kafka, Friedrich Nietzsche, Henrik Ibsen, Madeleine Bianchi, Mohan, Snow Leopard, William Shakespeare

FEB 27: MADELEINE BIANCHI – IN THE ALPS BLOWS THE FRESH WIND OF SPIRITUAL HEALTH!

MADELEINE BIANCHI - Greetings from Winter Wonderland!

SWISS ALPS VIDEO WITH MADELEINE: «CLEAR WATER CASCADE!»

WINTER WONDERLAND!

I am so glad to present you this unique beauty, that only can be found in nature!
Cordially welcome in Winter Wonderland of the Swiss Alps!

NATURE CURES MENTAL DAMAGES!

For here at this altitude blows the fresh wind of spiritual health!
All mental sicknesses of our perverse civilization are swept away by him!

SYMPTOM OF SPIRITUAL HEALTH!

You don't get a fuck about politics, politicians and their completely idiotic jabbering about democracy, state of law, human rights, environment protection, renewable energy, blah, blah, blah!

THE GENIUS, BORN IN THE FRESH AIR OF THE SWISS ALPS!

Not far from here, in 1493 or 1494, a boy was born who received the name Theophrastus at his baptism!
This Theophrastus became a genius pioneer of modern medicine, chemistry and pharmacology!
And is till today worldwide known as PARACELSUS!
«All that man needs for health and healing has been provided by GOD in nature, the Challenge of science is to find it.»
AGREED?

Tags: Eric Maurer, Madeleine Bianchi, Paracelsus, Swiss Alps, Winter Wonderland

JAN 24: MADELEINE BIANCHI – WINTER WONDERLAND OR FOGGY LOWLAND? YOUR CHOICE!

MADELEINE BIANCHI - Greetings from Winter Wonderland!

SWISS ALPS VIDEO WITH MADELEINE: «CLEAR WATER CASCADE!»

WINTER WONDERLAND!

Hi folks!
I present you this unique beauty, that only can be found in nature!
Here in the winter wonderland of the Swiss Alps!
The stage from which I speak to you is the frozen lake on which I stand!
Can you hear the scary cracking in its ice cover too?

THE SIGNS IN THE SKY!

Have you already recognized the dramatic cloud formations over the mountain ranges of the Swiss Alps behind me?
They are the harbingers of an approaching severe snowstorm!

A BRIEF RESPITE!

Let's use the remaining time before the outbreak of the storm!
And let's rejoice the clear light above the foggy lowlands!

FOGGY LOWLANDS!

When one returns there, one recognizes that the people there have fog in their minds too!
They believe in the lies of Social-fascist media!
They run after any political puppet, who is nothing else than the useful stooge of some billion-dollar capitalists!
For they love it so much to be cheated through and properly!

THE AMERICAN DECLINE!

Now it's the Americans turn, to get lead by the nose through the ring by an old buffoon!

VIDEO: CLEAR WATER CASCADE

Tags: American Decline, Eric Maurer, Madeleine Bianchi, Social-Fascist, Swiss Alps, Winter Wonderland

JAN 01: THE SKATETRIX TEAM – WE WISH YOU HAPPY CURVING INTO 2021!

MADELEINE BIANCHI AND ERIC MAURER - WISH YOU HAPPY NEW YEAR!

VIDEO: FUN ON ICE

With Swiss champion NATHALIE BIEDERMANN.
And former Elite Ice Hockey Player ERIC MAURER.

NEW YEAR WISH!

«HOPE SMILES FROM THE THRESHOLD OF THE YEAR TO COME,
WHISPERING : IT WILL BE HAPPIER.»
ALFRED, LORD TENNYSON (1809 – 1892) British poet.

THE SKATETRIX TEAM!

«WE WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR 2021! FULL OF HEALTH AND HAPPINESS!»
MADELEINE BIANCHI
ERIC MAURER
SKATETRIX SPORT COMPANY

NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!

STOP RUNNING AFTER ANY OF THE FAR TOO MANY POLITICIANS!
IT'S TIME TO SHOW THESE IDIOTIC CROOKS, THAT YOU KNOW EXACTLY, HOW YOU CHEAT ME DAY BY DAY!

FRANZ KAFKA!

«ONE IDIOT IS ONE IDIOT!
TWO IDIOTS ARE TWO IDIOTS!
TEN THOUSAND IDIOTS ARE A POLITICAL PARTY!»

Tags: Eric Maurer, Madeleine Bianchi, New Year, Skatetrix Sport Company

DEC 23: TINY MOHAN AND MOMMY DJAMILA – OUR CHRISTMAS CAROL FOR YOU!

Snow Leopard MOHAN and Mommy DJAMILA - WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS!

VIDEO: SNOW LEOPARD MOHAN KEEPS MOMMY BUSY!

CHRISTMAS WISH!

«FOR IT IS GOOD TO BE CHILDREN SOMETIMES, AND NEVER BETTER THAN AT CHRISTMAS, WHEN ITS MIGHTY FOUNDER WAS A CHILD HIMSELF.»

CHARLES DICKENS

English writer and social critic. (1812 - 1870)
He created some of the world's best-known fictional characters and is regarded by many as the greatest novelist of the Victorian era.

A CHRISTMAS CAROL!

«I WILL HONOR CHRISTMAS IN MY HEART, AND TRY TO KEEP IT ALL THE YEAR.
I WILL LIVE IN THE PAST, THE PRESENT, AD TH FUTURE.
THE SPIRITS OF ALL THREE SHALL STRIVE WITH ME.
I WILL NOT SHUT OUT THE LESSONS THAT THEY TEACH!»
EBENEZER SCROOGE - at Christmas Day Morning

THE THREE SPIRITS!

Each of the 3 SPIRITS which haunted EBENEZER SCROOGE the night before,
gave him an eerie LESSON that converted the OLD HARD-HEARTED MISER into an ENDEARING BENEFACTOR!

SILENT NIGHT! HOLY NIGHT!

All is calm, all is bright
Round yon virgin, mother and child
Holy infant, tender and mild
Sleep in heavenly peace,
Sleep in heavenly peace.

Tags: Charles Dickens, Christmas Carol, Djamila, Eric Maurer, Madeleine Bianchi, Mohan, Snow Leopard

DEC 05: LITTLE TWISTER GANYMED – SEE MY SANTA-CLAUS-PARTY IN VIDEO!

GANYMED - Hi, I'm a 4 month-old little tomcat!

LITTLE CAT VIDEO WITH GANYMED: «LITTLE TWISTER 2!»

Hi, I'm the 4 month-old little tomcat GANYMED!
An indefatigable bundle of energy on 4 little paws.

SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN?

PSHAW!

Let him making a list,
And checking it twice;
Gonna find out Who's naughty and nice,
Santa Claus is coming to town!

He sees you when you're sleeping,
He knows when you're awake,
He knows if you've been bad or good,
So be good for goodness sake!

I'M NOT AFRAID OF HIM AT ALL!

THE CAT LOVER!

«THERE ARE TWO MEANS TO REFUGE FROM THE MISERIES OF LIFE: MUSIC AND CATS.»
ALBERT SCHWEITZER - (1875 - 1965)
Alsatian polymath: Theologian, organist, writer, humanitarian, philosopher, and physician.
He received the 1952 Nobel Peace Prize for his philosophy of «Reverence for Life», becoming the eighth Frenchman to be awarded that prize.

LITTLE TWISTER VIDEO
LITTLE TWISTER 2 VIDEO
LITTLE TWISTER PHOTO SHOWS
WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO CLIPS
©Photos by MADELEINE BIANCHI and ERIC MAURER of SKATETRIX SPORT COMPANY

Tags: Albert Schweitzer, Eric Maurer, Ganymed, Little Twister, Madeleine Bianchi, Party, Santa Claus