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OCT 15: SKATETRIX VIDEO DOWNLOAD – HIT PARADE OF PAST WEEK!

I'm the fierce little fighter MOHAN! But my Mommy DJAMILA is so big and so strong!
Always short before she overwhelms me, I use simply my irresistible charm!
That's a very good trick of mine! And the next round of the rumble can begin!
My video SNOW LEOPARD PLAYINGS was #1 DOWNLOAD of last week:
MONDAY, OCT 08 to SUNDAY, OCT 14 - 2018

WEEKLY RANKING OF SPORT AND ACTION VIDEO CLIPS BY SKATETRIX SPORT COMPANY!

SNOW LEOPARD PLAYINGS - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
SIBERIAN TIGERS - ELENA and CUBS - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
SIBERIAN TIGRESS LISKA - FACIAL EXPRESSIONS - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
SNOW LEOPARD MOHAN 1 - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
A DAY AT THE RACE - SPEED SKATING VIDEO - Awarded by Sony Pictures Entertainment!
FIGURE OFF ICE - ARTISTIC SKATING VIDEO - Awarded by Google Video!
LITTLE TWISTER - LITTLE CAT VIDEO
EXPOSED SUSPENSION BRIDGE ADVENTURE - SWISS ALPS VIDEO - With Madeleine Bianchi!
LEOPARD DUCA SALINAS - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
SNOW LEOPARD BABY KYROS - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
WORLD'S FASTEST - SPEED SKATING VIDEO
LITTLE LION TUSSLE - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
CROSSBOW, COOL, CALM, COLLECTED - CROSSBOW SHOOTING VIDEO
CLEAR WATER CASCADE - ACTION IN SWISS ALPS VIDEO - With Madeleine Bianchi!
AIRGUN SHOOTING VIDEO - SPORT SHOOTING VIDEO
PELICANS AHOY! - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
SNOW LEOPARD KYROS - FACIAL EXPRESSIONS - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
INDIAN LION - FAMILY LIFE - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
BROWN BEAR POOL - LARA - MISHKA - BORIS - WILDLIFE - BROWN BEAR VIDEO
FIGURE OFF ICE 2 - ARTISTIC SKATING VIDEO
SNOW LEOPARD DJAMILA - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
SNOW LEOPARD MOHAN ATTACKS - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
SNOW LEOPARD TRIO - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
LITTLE TWISTER 2 - LITTLE CAT VIDEO
SNOW LEOPARD MOHAN 2 - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
SNOW LEOPARD PAIR - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
WORLD'S FASTEST IN THE ALPS - SPEED SKATING VIDEO

SEE SKATETRIX SPORT, ACTION and WILDLIFE VIDEO CLIPS!

WILDLIFE, SWISS ALPS, SPEED SKATING, ARTISTIC SKATING, LITTLE CAT
SPORT SHOOTING, CROSSBOW SHOOTING, MOUNTAIN BIKING
All video clips optimized for iPhone and Smart Phone!

OCT 15: skatetrix.ch WEBSITE VISITORS – top 15 countries – top 15 cities – of last week!

MONDAY, OCT 08 to SUNDAY, OCT 14 - 2018

Siberian Tigress ELENA
I'm the mascot of SKATETRIX SPORT COMPANY!
I inform you whether your COUNTRY is among the top 15 visitors of
skatetrix.ch Website!
Whether your CITY is among the top 15!
Well, now you are really intrigued?
Here are the rankings of the last week!

WE ARE GLAD TO HAVE SO MANY VISITORS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD!
THANK YOU VER MUCH! WE HOPE YOU WILL VISIT US SOON AGAIN!

TOP 15 COUNTRIES!	TOP 15 CITIES
USA (.com) - Thank you! SUI - Danke! - Merci! - Grazie! - Grazia fich! ¹ NED - Bedankt! CHN - Xièxiè! FRA - Merci! GER - Danke! RUS - Cпacибo! CAN - Merci! - Thank you! SWE - Tack! IND - Dhan'yavāda! ISR - Toda rabah! TUR - Teşekk¸r ederim! MEX - Gracias! GBR - Thank you! PAK - Thank you!	ASHBURN ZURICH AMSTERDAM MOUNTAIN VIEW BEIJING FRANKFURT SAN JOSE MONTREAL SAN FRANCISCO NEW YORK SHENZHEN LONDON LOS ANGELES ATLANTA MUNICH

¹ Did you know, that little SWITZERLAND has 4 official national languages?

OCT 13: BRAINY MOHAN – LIKE EINSTEIN AND VOLTAIRE I REFLECT ABOUT HUMAN STUPIDITY!

Snow Leopard MOHAN - Human Stupidity kills all life on this Planet!

PHYSICISTS developed the «THEORY OF EVERYTHING» that recognizes four BASIC PRINCIPLES in the UNIVERSE:
STRONG INTERACTION,
WEAK INTERACTION,
ELECTROMAGNETIC INTERACTION
and GRAVITATION!
But there must be a fifth BASIC PRINCIPLE in our SOLAR SYSTEM!
STUPIDITY - INFINITE HUMAN STUPIDITY!
BUT IT HAS MERELY IMPACT ON THE NOGGINS OF HUMANS!
THAT'S THE DIRE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HUMANS AND ALL OTHER LIVING BEINGS ON THIS PLANET!

SNOW LEOPARD MOHAN - THE CUTE LITTLE THINKER:
ANNOTATIONS TO THE TOPIC «HUMAN STUPIDITY» BY TWO BRILLIANT MINDS!
«ONLY TWO THINGS ARE INFINITE, THE UNIVERSE AND HUMAN STUPIDITY, AND I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THE FORMER!»
ALBERT EINSTEIN - Father of Theory of Relativity!
«THE ONLY WAY TO COMPREHEND WHAT MATHEMATICIANS MEAN BY INFINITY IS TO CONTEMPLATE THE EXTENT OF HUMAN STUPIDITY!»
VOLTAIRE - French Enlightenment Writer, Historian and Philosopher famous for his Wit!

SNOW LEOPARD TRIO - you will see the coolest SNOW LEOPARD TRIO!
SNOW LEOPARD KYROS - FACIAL EXPRESSIONS - I will cast my spell over you!
SNOW LEOPARD BABY KYROS - a very self-confident little nipper!
SNOW LEOPARD PLAYINGS - Little MOHAN plays with his Mommy DJAMILA!
SNOW LEOPARD PHOTO SHOWS
WILDLIFE - BIG CAT PHOTO SHOWS
WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO CLIPS
©Photos by MADELEINE BIANCHI and ERIC MAURER of SKATETRIX SPORT COMPANY

OCT 07: SWEET LITTLE TIGERS – AS PER MENDEL’S LAW, HUMAN STUPIDITY TOO IS INHERITABLE!

Tiger Kitties LISKA and LAILEK - human stupidity kills all life on Earth!

«MUNDUS VULT DECIPI ERGO DECIPITUR!»
«THE WORLD WANTS TO BE DECEIVED, SO LET IT BE DECEIVED!»
That's why POLITICIANS deal eagerly with this MONKEY BUSINESS!
In US with the RUSSIAN INTERFERENCES in INTERNAL AFFAIRS!
In UK with disputes about the PROS and CONS of BREXIT!
In MERKEL REICH with dictated WELCOME for REFUGEES!
In SWITZERLAND with HORROR STORIES of BOYCOTTS by EU!
MILLIONS OF STUPID DIMWITS GET DISTRACTED BY SUCH BULLSHIT!
BUT MEANWHILE THE IRREVERSIBLE DESTRUCTION OF MOTHER EARTH CONTINUES WITH GROWING PACE!

SIBERIAN TIGRER KITTIES LISKA and LAILEK:
«THE MAIN PROBLEM ON THIS PLANET IS NEITHER THE ALREADY EXISTING OVERPOPULATION,
NOR THE FURTHER INCREASE IN THE GLOBAL POPULATION!
THE TRUE MAIN PROBLEM IS THAT THEIR BOUNDLESS STUPIDITY IS INHERITABLE!»
BY THE WAY - THIS IS CALLED THE MENDEL'S LAW!

SIBERIAN TIGER PHOTO SHOWS
SIBERIAN TIGRESS ELENA AND HER CUBS IN POND - video
SIBERIAN TIGRESS LISKA - FACIAL EXPRESSIONS - video
WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO CLIPS
©Photos by MADELEINE BIANCHI and ERIC MAURER of SKATETRIX SPORT COMPANY

SEP 11: MADELEINE BIANCHI – ON THIS DAY I CELEBRATE MY BIRTHDAY!

Madeleine Bianchi - my birthday celebration under the heavens!

«THERE WAS A STAR DANCED, AND UNDER THAT I WAS BORN!»
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR MADELEINE!
WE WISH YOU ALL THE BEST ON YOUR FUTURE JOURNEY THROUGH LIFE!
AND TO THAT ALWAYS A POCKETFUL OF STARLIGHT!
SAVE IT FOR A RAINY DAY!
HUGS FROM YOUR BROTHER ERIC MAURER!

«GOD GAVE US THE GIFT OF LIFE; IT IS UP TO US TO GIVE OURSELVES THE GIFT OF LIVING WELL!»
VOLTAIRE

CLEAR WATER CASCADE - Madeleine shows you the treasure of the Swiss Alps!
EXPOSED SUSPENSION BRIDGE - experience vertigo together with Madeleine!
WITH MADELEINE AND ERIC IN HARDROCK LAND!
ACTION PHOTO SHOWS
SWISS ALPS VIDEO CLIPS
©Photos by MADELEINE BIANCHI and ERIC MAURER of SKATETRIX SPORT COMPANY

SEP 02: SWEET LITTLE TIGERS – ANIMALS NEED AN ADVOCATE LIKE ARTHUR SCHOPENHAUER!

Tiger Kitties LISKA and LAILEK - today we live in the era of nitwits!

LIKE EACH LIVING BEING, WE BOTH WANT TO LIVE OUR LIFE!
Hence we need now an uncompromising ADVOCATE for ANIMALS!
An outstanding PERSONALITY like ARTHUR SCHOPENHAUER:
«COMPASSION FOR ANIMALS IS INTIMATELY ASSOCIATED WITH GOODNESS OF CHARACTER, AND IT MAY BE CONFIDENTLY ASSERTED THAT HE WHO IS CRUEL TO ANIMALS CANNOT BE A GOOD MAN!»
In his philosophy ARTHUR SCHOPENHAUER came to the CONCLUSION that HUMANS and ANIMALS are essentially the same:
BOTH POSSESS THE WILL TO LIVE!

SIBERIAN TIGRER KITTIES LISKA and LAILEK:
«THE ASSUMPTION THAT ANIMALS ARE WITHOUT RIGHTS AND THE ILLUSION THAT OUR TREATMENT OF THEM HAS NO MORAL SIGNIFICANCE IS A POSITIVELY OUTRAGEOUS EXAMPLE OF WESTERN CRUDITY AND BARBARITY!
UNIVERSAL COMPASSION IS THE ONLY GUARANTEE OF MORALITY!»
ARTHUR SCHOPENHAUER - German philosopher - 1788 to 1860.
Best known for his 1818 work «THE WORLD AS WILL AND REPRESENTATION».

AUG 18: TIGRESS ELENA – I SEE THE WEST ON THE HIGHWAY TO THE SOCIALIST HELL!

Tigress ELENA - do you want to undergo the Miseries of Socialism?

Do you fall for the FALSE PROMISES of a BETTER LIFE in SOCIALISM?
These are the MILESTONES on the HIGHWAY to the SOCIALIST HELL!
Revealed by IGOR SHAFAREVICH ¹ in his «THE SOCIALIST PHENOMENON»:
«Four basic PRINCIPLES are manifested in the ACTIVITIES of SOCIALIST STATES and in the SOCIALIST IDEOLOGIES:

1. THE ABOLITION OF PRIVATE PROPERTY!
2. THE ABOLITION OF THE FAMILY!
3. THE ABOLITION OF RELIGION!
4. COMMUNALITY OR EQUALITY!»

SIBERIAN TIGRESS ELENA:
¹ IGOR SHAFAREVICH was together with ALEKSANDR SOLZHENITSYN and ANDREI SAKHAROV a prominent DISSIDENT in the former SOVIET UNION!
HENCE HE TOO HAD TO UNDERGO THE REAL MISERIES OF "THE REAL EXISTING SOCIALISM":
«SOCIALISM OF ANY TYPE AND SHADE LEADS TO A TOTAL DESTRUCTION OF THE HUMAN SPIRIT AND TO A LEVELING OF MANKIND INTO DEATH!»

AUG 14: TOMCAT GANYMED – HAPPY BIRTHDAY LITTLE TWISTER!

Tomcat GANYMED - thank you, that you are with us!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR GANYMED!
MADELEINE BIANCHI and ERIC MAURER would very cordially like to CONGRATULATE to your BIRTHDAY and wish all the BEST and much HAPPINESS for the FUTURE!
«THERE ARE TWO MEANS OF REFUGE FROM THE MISERIES OF LIFE:
MUSIC AND CATS!» ALBERT SCHWEITZER.
DO YOU AGREE to this GREAT MAN too?
IF YES, CONGRATULATE GANYMED ALSO TO HIS BIRTHDAY!

GANYMED - THE LITTLE TWISTER:
HAVE SEEN MY VIDEO «LITTLE TWISTER»?
ARE YOU NOW GRATEFUL THAT I HAVE BROUGHT SOME JOY INTO YOUR LIFE?

LITTLE TWISTER VIDEO
LITTLE TWISTER 2 VIDEO
LITTLE TWISTER PHOTO SHOWS
WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO CLIPS
©Photos by MADELEINE BIANCHI and ERIC MAURER of SKATETRIX SPORT COMPANY

AUG 04: MADELEINE BIANCHI – A POPULAR SWISS STORY TAKES PLACE IN THE SWISS ALPS!

Madeleine Bianchi - a happy Swiss Girl in the Swiss Alps!

HI FOLKS! LET'S PLAY A LITTLE QUIZ!
It's a beautiful and charming STORY about an ORPHANED GIRL!
Together with her GRANDFATHER she lives in the beautiful SWISS ALPS!
This popular SWISS STORY was translated into 50 LANGUAGES and is one of the BEST-SELLING BOOKS ever written!
It served also as SOURCE MATERIAL for more than 20 FILM - or TELEVISION PRODUCTIONS!
Of course each one of you knows the answer!
THE LITTLE SWISS GIRL IS - HEIDI!

HEIDI INTRODUCES HERSELF IN THE WEALTHY HOUSE AT FRANKFURT!

HEIDI:
MISS ROTTENMEIER:
HEIDI:
MISS ROTTENMEIER:
HEIDI:
MISS ROTTENMEIER:
AUNT DETE:
MISS ROTTENMEIER:
AUNT DETE:
HEIDI:

«HOW DO YOU DO, MISS ROTTENMEIER?»
«WHAT'S YOUR NAME?»
«HEIDI!»
«HEIDI? RIDICULOUS. WHAT NAME DID THEY GIVE YOU WHEN YOU WERE BAPTIZED?»
«I DON'T REMEMBER THAT!»
«ARE YOU BEING IMPUDENT?»
«NO, MISS. SHE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND. SHE WAS BAPTIZED ADELHEID!»
«HMM. SHE LOOKS TOO YOUNG. HOW OLD IS SHE?»
«SHE'S OLDER THAN SHE APPEARS. SHE IS NEARLY ELEVEN!»
«AUNT DETE DOESN'T TELL THE TRUTH! I'M EIGHT YEARS OLD TODAY!»

JUN 24: BRAINY MOHAN – FOOTBALL WOULD BE NICER WITHOUT BABBLE OF FOOTBALLERS!

Snow Leopard MOHAN - World's cutest Football Player!

EVERY BET, I'M FAR MORE BRAINY THAN MOST MEDIOCRE FOOTBALL PLAYERS AT THE FIFA WORLD CUP 2018!
Ever heard the NONSENSE which these SIMPLETONS babble in INTERVIEWS?
Stupid BLATHER on the INTELLECTUAL LEVEL of less gifted THIRD GRADERS!
The DEFICIENCIES in their NOODLES get OFFSET with unmatched CONCEIT!
Each successful KICK becomes a HISTORIC FEAT with NATIONAL IMPORTANCE!
«DEAR TELEVISION AUDIENCE! TODAY, I WAS ONCE AGAIN AWFULLY FAMOUS!» ¹
¹ (By the way! This is a sarcastic annotation by the brainy MOHAN!)

SNOW LEOPARD MOHAN - THE CUTEST FOOTBALL PLAYER OF THE WORLD!
WARNING! - THE NONSENSE WHICH FOOTBALLERS AND TV REPORTRES ARE BABBLING, MAY CAUSE HEADACHE!
TO AVOID THIS, USE YOUR ZAPPER TO TURN OFF THE SOUND OF YOUR TV!
BY THE WAY! - THE NEXT FOOTBALL GAME BEGINS RIGHT NOW!