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APR 15: SKATETRIX VIDEO DOWNLOAD – HIT PARADE OF PAST WEEK!

WANNA HAVE SOME THRILL?
Then cross together with MADELEINE BIANCHI a swinging  SUSPENSION BRIDGE in the SWISS ALPS!
With your first step, the bridge starts to swing in the rhythm of your steps!
And with each additional step, this swinging becomes more and more intensified!
My video EXPOSED SUSPENSION BRIDGE ADVENTURE was #1 DOWNLOAD of last week:
MONDAY, APR 08 to SUNDAY, APR 14 - 2019

WEEKLY RANKING OF SPORT AND ACTION VIDEO CLIPS BY SKATETRIX SPORT COMPANY!

EXPOSED SUSPENSION BRIDGE ADVENTURE - SWISS ALPS VIDEO - With Madeleine Bianchi!
SNOW LEOPARD PLAYINGS - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
SNOW LEOPARD KYROS - FACIAL EXPRESSIONS - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
SIBERIAN TIGERS - ELENA and CUBS - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
SIBERIAN TIGRESS LISKA - FACIAL EXPRESSIONS - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
SNOW LEOPARD BABY KYROS - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
CLEAR WATER CASCADE - ACTION IN SWISS ALPS VIDEO - With Madeleine Bianchi!
FIGURE OFF ICE - ARTISTIC SKATING VIDEO - Awarded by Google Video!
A DAY AT THE RACE - SPEED SKATING VIDEO - Awarded by Sony Pictures Entertainment!
LITTLE LION TUSSLE - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
SNOW LEOPARD DJAMILA - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
SNOW LEOPARD TRIO - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
BROWN BEAR POOL - LARA - MISHKA - BORIS - WILDLIFE - BROWN BEAR VIDEO
WORLD'S FASTEST IN THE ALPS - SPEED SKATING VIDEO
AIRGUN SHOOTING VIDEO - SPORT SHOOTING VIDEO
LEOPARD DUCA SALINAS - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
LITTLE TWISTER - LITTLE CAT VIDEO
SNOW LEOPARD PAIR - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
CROSSBOW, COOL, CALM, COLLECTED - CROSSBOW SHOOTING VIDEO
FIGURE OFF ICE 2 - ARTISTIC SKATING VIDEO
INDIAN LION - FAMILY LIFE - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
SNOW LEOPARD MOHAN 2 - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
WORLD'S FASTEST - SPEED SKATING VIDEO
LITTLE TWISTER 2 - LITTLE CAT VIDEO
PELICANS AHOY! - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
SNOW LEOPARD MOHAN 1 - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
SNOW LEOPARD MOHAN ATTACKS - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO

SEE SKATETRIX SPORT, ACTION and WILDLIFE VIDEO CLIPS!

WILDLIFE, SWISS ALPS, SPEED SKATING, ARTISTIC SKATING, LITTLE CAT
SPORT SHOOTING, CROSSBOW SHOOTING, MOUNTAIN BIKING
All video clips optimized for iPhone and Smart Phone!

APR 15: skatetrix.ch WEBSITE VISITORS – top 15 countries – top 15 cities – of last week!

MONDAY, APR 08 SUNDAY, APR 14 - 2019

Siberian Tigress ELENA
I'm the mascot of SKATETRIX SPORT COMPANY!
I inform you whether your COUNTRY is among the top 15 visitors of
skatetrix.ch Website!
Whether your CITY is among the top 15!
Well, now you are really intrigued?
Here are the rankings of the last week!

WE ARE GLAD TO HAVE SO MANY VISITORS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD!
THANK YOU VER MUCH! WE HOPE YOU WILL VISIT US SOON AGAIN!

TOP 15 COUNTRIES!	TOP 15 CITIES
USA (.com) - Thank you! CHN - Xièxiè! FRA - Merci! CAN - Merci! - Thank you! GER - Danke! SUI - Danke! - Merci! - Grazie! - Grazia fich! ¹ NED - Bedankt! RUS - Cпacибo! ITA - Grazie! UKR - Cпacибi! SWE - Tack! GBR - Thank you! JPN - Arigatō! ISR - Toda rabah! IND - Dhan'yavāda!	PITTSBURGH ASHBURN FAIRFIELD BEIJING MONTREAL AMSTERDAM SAN FRANCISCO HANGZHOU BOARDMAN PARIS SAN JOSE SEATTLE FRANKFURT LONDON LVIV

¹ Did you know, that little SWITZERLAND has 4 official national languages?

APR 13: BRAINY KYROS – CORRUPTION, THE PROLIFERATING CANCER OF HUMAN SOCIETY!

Snow Leopard KYROS - Do you like it? - You don't deserve better!

The International Monetary Fund (IMF) pointed out one huge global mess:
«Every year 1 TRILLION USD in tax revenues get lost due to CORRUPTION!»
Hi small-scale TAXPAYER, who WORKS HARD to EARN his LIVING!
DO YOU STILL TRUST CORRUPT POLITICIANS?
ALTHOUGH THEY ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS MESS?
DO YOU STILL BELIEVE IN THEIR IMPUDENT LIES?
ABOUT A SO CALLED DEMOCRACY?
ABOUT A SO CALLED CONSTITUTIONAL STATE?
DESPITE OF ITS COUNTLESS ABSURD LAWS AND REGULATIONS?
KEEP YOUR TRAP SHUT! - THE THOUGHT POLICE IS WATCHING YOU!

SNOW LEOPARD KYROS - THE CUTE LITTLE THINKER:
Even the ANCIENT ROMANS were already SUFFERING from a never ending FLOOD of new LAWS!
TACITUS - Roman senator, historian (56 - 120 AD) - had put this MESS in a nutshell:
«THE MORE CORRUPT THE STATE, THE MORE LAWS IT HAS!»
The applied REVERSAL of the TACITUS STATEMENT signifies:
BY THE BOUNDLESS CORRUPTION EVERY TODAY'S STATE IS ROTTEN TO ITS MARROW!
NOW, THERE ARE 2 QUESTIONS TO BE ANSWERED!
WHO PAYS THE BRIBES? WHO BENEFITS FROM IT?

SNOW LEOPARD TRIO - you will see the coolest SNOW LEOPARD TRIO!
SNOW LEOPARD KYROS - FACIAL EXPRESSIONS - I will cast my spell over you!
SNOW LEOPARD BABY KYROS - a very self-confident little nipper!
SNOW LEOPARD PLAYINGS - Little MOHAN plays with his Mommy DJAMILA!
SNOW LEOPARD PHOTO SHOWS
WILDLIFE - BIG CAT PHOTO SHOWS
WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO CLIPS
©Photos by MADELEINE BIANCHI and ERIC MAURER of SKATETRIX SPORT COMPANY

APR 06: BRAINY MOHAN – THE STATE, THE NEW IDOL, WORSHIPPED BY SUBMISSIVE IDIOTS!

Snow Leopard MOHAN - my Mommy knows much about the New Idol!

Mommy, Do we ANIMALS have a STATE?
My darling, OF COURSE NOT; That's a FIGMENT to CHEAT silly PEOPLE!
Mommy, is the STATE not the NEW IDOL about that NIETZSCHE spoke?
Yes, in «THUS SPOKE ZARATHUSTRA», chapter 11 «THE NEW IDOL»!
And now, I'm quoting a very interesting passage from it!
«Yea, a DYING for many hath here been devised, which glorifieth itself as LIFE: verily, a HEARTY SERVICE unto all PREACHERS of DEATH!
The STATE, I call it, where all are POISON-DRINKERS, the good and the bad:
The STATE, where all lose THEMSELVES, the good and the bad:
THE STATE, WHERE THE SLOW SUICID OF ALL — IS CALLED LIFE!»

SNOW LEOPARD MOHAN - THE CUTE LITTLE THINKER:
Three other brainy quotations from the clear-sighted FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE (1844 - 1900)!
«Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed.»
«There are two different types of people in the world, those who want to know, and those who want to believe.»
«Do you want to have an easy life? Then always stay with the herd and lose yourself in the herd.»
BY THE WAY!
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE HAS DENOMINATED THIS HERD ALREADY IN 1878 AS THE SOCIALISM!

MAR 31: MADELEINE BIANCHI – LIBERALS AND COMRADES: BOTH HAVE AN INSANE WORLDVIEW!

Madeleine Bianchi - I present you the City of Banks, Liberals, Comrades and their worshipped Idol LENIN!

As everywhere, NEPOTISM in SWITZERLAND has also its own PARTY!
«THE TRUE REPRESENTATIVES OF THE FREE MARKET ECONOMY!»
For a decade, the NEPOTISM BIGWIGS attempt to force SWITZERLAND at all costs into the EUROPEAN UNION!
With a horror scenario, that insults the intelligence of thinking individuals:
«EITHER ECONOMIC GROWTH, OR ECONOMIC DECLINE!»
Because in their INSANE WORLDVIEW, the EUROPEAN UNION is the REALLY EXISTING PARADISE of the FREE MARKET ECONOMY!
By the way! The WORLD SUFFERS from a further INSANE WORLDVIEW!
THOSE OF THE LEFTIST-FASCIST COMRADES!

MADELEINE BIANCHI and ERIC MAURER:
Once, a successful SWISS ENTREPRENEUR made fun of the LEADERS of the NEPOTISM PARTY:
«THEY KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT ECONOMICS, BUT NEITHER OF THEM HAS EVER SOLD AN ONLY PENCIL TO A CUSTOMER!»
This SWISS ENTREPRENEUR knew very well what he was saying!
BECAUSE HE HIMSELF SAT FORMERLY IN THE SWISS PARLIAMENT!
AS MEMBER OF THE FACTION OF EXACTLY THIS PARTY!

CLEAR WATER CASCADE - Madeleine shows you the treasure of the Swiss Alps!
EXPOSED SUSPENSION BRIDGE - experience vertigo together with Madeleine!
WITH MADELEINE AND ERIC IN HARDROCK LAND!
ACTION PHOTO SHOWS
SWISS ALPS VIDEO CLIPS
©Photos by MADELEINE BIANCHI and ERIC MAURER of SKATETRIX SPORT COMPANY

MAR 24: MADELEINE BIANCHI – IT’S SPRING! EUROPEANS AWAKE FROM POLITICAL WINTER SLEEP!

Madeleine Bianchi - Absolutely immune to leftist-fascist blather!

«SPRINGTIME HAS ARRIVED!»
«MY DEAR FRIENDS, IT'S BEEN A LONG COLD WINTER.
MY DEAR FRIENDS, THE SMILES RETURNING TO THE FACES!
HERE COMES THE SUN, AND I SAY
IT'S ALL RIGHT!»
Based on the lyrics «HERE COMES THE SUN» of GEORGE HARRISON!
The warm SUN has EXPELLED the icy cold WINTER from EUROPE!
And in the general SPRING AWAKENING, the EUROPEANS begin to EXPEL the LEFTIST-FASCIST from their GOVERNMENTS and PARLIAMENTS!

MADELEINE BIANCHI and ERIC MAURER:
WITH THE RETURN OF SPRING AND SUNSHINE, THE SPRING AWAKENING TAKES PLACE ALL OVER!
EVEN IN THE INERT MINDS OF EUROPEAN CITIZENS!
THEY ARE MEANWHILE TIRED OF THEIR TUTELAGE BY THE LEFTIST-FASCIST COMRADES!
WITH THE RETURN OF SPRING AND SUNSHINE, ALSO THE HOPE AWAKES AGAIN!

FEB 23: MADELEINE BIANCHI – THE MOST VALUABLE TREASURE OF WINTER WONDERLAND!

Madeleine Bianchi - Wintry greetings from the snowy Swiss Alps!

I'm in WINTER WONDERLAND somewhere in the snowy SWISS ALPS!
I play with millions of whirling SNOWFLAKES that I let fall from the Sky!
These wonderfully fluffy, white SNOWFLAKES are the by far MOST VALUABLE TREASURE of our EARTH:
PURE DRINKABLE WATER!
All LIFE evolved in WATER and hence it is dependent on WATER!
Consequently, the ACCESS to PURE DRINKABLE WATER makes REMORSELESSLY the DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LIFE AND DEATH!
FOR ALL LIVING BEINGS ON EARTH - YOU AND ME INCLUDED!

MADELEINE BIANCHI and ERIC MAURER:
We found two important STATEMENTS about the CORRELATION between LIFE and WATER:
«L'EAU N'EST PAS NÉCESSAIRE À LA VIE, ELLE EST LA VIE!»
ANTOINE DE SAINT-EXUPÉRY - French aviator and poet (1900 - 1944)

«WATER AND AIR, TWO ESSENTIAL FLUIDS ON WHICH ALL LIFE DEPENDS, HAVE BECOME GLOBAL GARBAGE CANS!.»
JACQUES YVES COUSTEAU - Oceanographer and filmmaker (1910 - 1997)

FEB 02: BRAINY MOHAN – MYSTERIOUS CAT FROM THE ICY HEIGHTS OF WINTRY HIMALAYAS!

Snow Leopard MOHAN - my bright eyes see the splendor of winter!

«ANTISTHENES says that in a certain FARAWAY LAND the COLD is so intense that WORDS FREEZE as soon as they are UTTERED, and after some time then THAW and BECOME AUDIBLE, so that WORDS spoken in WINTER go UNHEARD until the NEXT SUMMER.»
PLUTARCH (46 AD – 120 AD)
Greek biographer and essayist.
I'M BRAINY MOHAN, THE MYSTERIOUS CAT FROM THIS FARAWAY LAND WHERE THE COLD IS SO INTENSE, THAT I SPEAK WITH MY BRIGHT EYES AND NOT WITH IDLE WORDS!

SNOW LEOPARD MOHAN - THE CUTE LITTLE THINKER:
«BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND,
THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND,
AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE;
THY TOOTH IS NOT SO KEEN,
BECAUSE THOU ART NOT SEEN,
ALTHOUGH THY BREATH BE RUDE ....»
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE (1564 – 1616).
As You Like It, Act II, Scene VII

JAN 19: WHITE TIGRESS LAILA – MY FACE IS MUCH MORE PRETTY THAN THAT OF POLITICIANS!

White Tigress LAILA - Dedicated to politicians and their stupid voters!

HAVE YOU EVER STUDIED THE VISAGES OF POLITICIANS A LITTLE BIT?
They look mostly like this BODY PART on which normal HUMAN BEINGS SIT!
How can SOMEBODY, who OWNS still a GRAIN of COMMON SENSE,
seriously VOTE for any STUPID LOUDMOUTH, who has such a BUTT FACE?
But if you are a perfect fool , who has ever voted for these butt faces, then you deserve nothing better than to be defrauded day by day!
«NATURE GIVES YOU THE FACE YOU HAVE AT TWENTY;
IT IS UP TO YOU TO MERIT THE FACE YOU HAVE AT FIFTY!»
Yes COCO CHANEL! - That applies to politicians, too.
THEY GOT PRECISELY THE FACES THEY MERITED! - BUTT FACES!

WHITE TIGRESS LAILA:
WHAT COMES OUT OF THE BUTT HEAD OF A POLITICIAN?
NOTHING BUT WARM WASTE AIR THAT POLLUTES THE ATMOSPHERE!
(Has somebody said: a fart?)
«HE KNOWS NOTHING AND THINKS HE KNOWS EVERYTHIG.
THAT POINTS CLEARLY TO A POLITICAL CAREER.»
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW

ME, HERACLES AND THE WHITE TIGRESS LAILA!
WILDLIFE - BIG CAT PHOTO SHOWS
WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO CLIPS
©Photos by MADELEINE BIANCHI and ERIC MAURER of SKATETRIX SPORT COMPANY

JAN 06: BENGAL TIGER CHANDRA – BEGIN 2019 WITH FUN! LET’S RIDICULE SOCIAL-FASCISTS!

Bengal Tiger CHANDRA - A touch of sarcasm to the beginning year?

SOCIAL-FASCISTS HAVE NOWADAYS A HARD EXISTENCE!
Once, they had to rage against two ROGUE STATES: USA and ISRAEL!
But nowadays there are far more ROGUE STATES!
BRAZIL, HUNGARY, ITALY, POLAND, AUSTRALIA, MYANMAR etc.!
Once, DRAWING-ROOM COMMUNISTS had many IDOLS, they worshipped:
E.g. UNCLE MAO, CASTRO, EL CHE, ARAFAT, CHAVEZ etc.!
Now their BRATS have to content themselves with two RIDICULOUS IDOLS:
MADURO and Popeye's aunty NANCY PELOSI! Hoot,hoot!
FOR SOCIAL-FASCISTS ALSO, THE WORLD GOES FROM BAD TO WORSE!

BENGAL TIGER CHANDRA - A THOUGHT-PROVOKING IMPULSE FOR NON SOCIAL-FASCISTS:
«SOCIALISM IS THE WELL THOUGHT OUT MORAL OF HERD ANIMALS!»
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE (1844 - 1900) - Innocence Of Becoming!
IS THIS NOW CLEAR TO EVERYONE?