OPENING FANFARE

You and I, we all spend our lives in absurd Comradistan!
And I, MADELEINE BIANCHI, will enlighten you all about this filthy mess!
To tune in, we all sing together the following canticle of Comradistan!

CANTICLE OF COMRADISTAN

WE ALL LIVE IN A GROTESQUE COMRADISTAN
GROTESQUE COMRADISTAN, GROTESQUE COMRADISTAN
WE ALL LIVE IN A GROTESQUE COMRADISTAN
GROTESQUE COMRADISTAN, GROTESQUE COMRADISTAN!
JOIN IN and SING cheerfully these LYRICS to the TUNE of YELLOW SUBMARINE!

WHAT'S COMRADISTAN?

But, what the heck is COMRADISTAN?
It's neither a COUNTRY nor a BOOBY HATCH!
It's the GROTESQUE CLOUD-CUCKOO-LAND where the COMRADES rule!

WHERE'S COMRADISTAN?

In the so-called Western democracies, where the comrades, called by themselves, democrats, socialists, social democrats, live off the fat of the land!

GENESIS OF COMRADISTAN!

As former STREET HOOLIGANS, we had suddenly undergone something of the kind of the Conversion of St. Paul!
Our own socialist DAMASCUS EXPERIENCE, sorry MAO EXPERIENCE:
Mao is the alternative draft to the bourgeois society!

COMRADES ARE MARCHING TROUGH!

As proselytized COMRADES, we began instantly our LONG MARCH THROUGH THE INSTITUTIONS.
Now we have arrived everywhere.
In GOVERNMENTS, in POLITICS, in TV and PRESS and last but not least in JUDICIARY!
As MINISTERS OF JUSTICE, SUPREME JUDGES, DISTRICT JUDGES, PROSECUTORS, etc.

CLASS JUDICIARY, THE COMRADES STYLE!

Back then, we DIABOLIZED the CLASS JUDICIARY of the property-owning BOURGEOISIE!
As established COMRADES, we transformed it immediately into our SOCIALIST CLASS JUDICIARY!
VENGEANCE WILL WE USE, AND INSULT, AGAINST ALL WHO ARE NOT LIKE US!
Our SOCIALIST PROSECUTORS and JUDGES will make sure, that any CLASS ENEMIES will undergo the FULL HARSHNESS of our SOCIALIST CLASS JUDICIARY!

RÉSUMÉ AND ALSO WARNING!

IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU HAVE EITHER THE MORAL, OR/AND THE RIGHT ON YOUR SIDE!
ONE MUST ALSO ALWAYS RECKON THE ABSURD PERVERSITY OF THE LEFT-FASCIST COMRADES IN THE SOCIALIST CLASS JUDICIARY!
PARTICULARLY, IF YOU ARE AN ORDINARY CITIZEN WITH SOUND HUMAN UNDERSTANDING!