ERIC’s POSTS

JAN 01: HAPPY NEW YEAR! – WITH THE BEST WISHES OF THE SKATETRIX TEAM!

HAPPY NEW YEAR! – WITH THE BEST WISHES OF THE SKATETRIX TEAM!

MADELEINE BIANCHI

I’m a Global Nikon Professional Member!

ERIC MAURER

I’m the CEO and Founder of Skatetrix Sport Company!

HELIOS

I’m the Siberian Puss!


DEC 24: MADELEINE BIANCHI – MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM WINTER WONDERLAND!

I FOUND CHRISTMAS IN A PURE WINTER WONDERLAND!

MADELEINE BIANCHI - MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM WINTER WONDERLAND! I have found Christmas in a pure winter wonderland!  Christmas in the pure air and the silence of nature! I would be delighted if I could bring you a few moments of joy with my pretty photo! ©Photo by ERIC MAURER of Skatetrix Sport Company

Christmas in the pure air and the silence of nature!

Far away from the jingling cash registers in the temples of commerce!
Without the Christmas blessings of a hypocritical Holy Joe who is really just peering out for your wallet!
And above all without the idiotic Christmas speech of the corrupt, lying and spineless pests of the people – sorry, I meant politicians!

I would be delighted if I could bring you a few moments of joy with my pretty photo!

With this in mind: HAPPY CHRISTMAS!


DEC 01: ERIC MAURER – CHECK ON OPPONENTS OF HUMAN INTELLIGENCE!

A CROSS CHECK WITHOUT A VISIT TO THE PENALTY BOX!

The National Hockey League (NHL) defines a cross-check as the action of using the shaft of the stick between the two hands to forcibly check an opponent.
Well, that’s my cross-check against the worst opponents of human intelligence: Politicians, and last but not least, all Simpletons who blindly run after them!

STILL TRUST IN POLITICS?

Are you one of those idiots who, despite all the facts, still believe the mendacious drivel of politicians?
Are you one of those simpletons who even follow a political party?
Or even worse, who still follow the same politicians who have jerked them around for decades with empty promises?
Who turn a blind eye to all the disasters that these superfluous parasites cause day after day?
Then you are beyond any help!
Because you are just another one of the many useful idiots!

OR ALREADY DOUBT IN POLITICS?

Are you one of the few who are beginning to doubt the sanity of politicians, which suffer from diarrhea of the mouth?
Are you one of those who are sick and tired of seeing and hearing all the meaningless bullshit that the media is spreading day after day?
Then I have a few good ways to encourage you in your healthy way of thinking!


AUG 29: MADELEINE BIANCHI – WE ALL LIVE IN A GROTESQUE COMRADISTAN!

THE OPENING FANFARE!

You and I, we all spend our lives in absurd Comradistan!
And I, MADELEINE BIANCHI, will enlighten you all about this filthy mess!
To tune in, we all sing together the following canticle of Comradistan!

CANTICLE OF COMRADISTAN

WE ALL LIVE IN A GROTESQUE COMRADISTAN
GROTESQUE COMRADISTAN, GROTESQUE COMRADISTAN
WE ALL LIVE IN A GROTESQUE COMRADISTAN
GROTESQUE COMRADISTAN, GROTESQUE COMRADISTAN!

JOIN IN and SING cheerfully these LYRICS to the TUNE of YELLOW SUBMARINE!

WHAT’S COMRADISTAN?

But, what the heck is COMRADISTAN?
It’s neither a COUNTRY nor a BOOBY HATCH!
It’s the GROTESQUE CLOUD-CUCKOO-LAND where the COMRADES rule!

WHERE’S COMRADISTAN?

In the so-called Western democracies, where the comrades, called by themselves, democrats, socialists, social democrats, live off the fat of the land!

GENESIS OF COMRADISTAN!

As former STREET HOOLIGANS, we had suddenly undergone something of the kind of the Conversion of St. Paul!
Our own socialist DAMASCUS EXPERIENCE, sorry MAO EXPERIENCE:
Mao is the alternative draft to the bourgeois society!

COMRADES ARE MARCHING TROUGH!

As proselytized COMRADES, we began instantly our LONG MARCH THROUGH THE INSTITUTIONS.
Now we have arrived everywhere.
In GOVERNMENTS, in POLITICS, in TV and PRESS and last but not least in JUDICIARY!
As MINISTERS OF JUSTICE, SUPREME JUDGES, DISTRICT JUDGES, PROSECUTORS, etc.