GRANDMA'S HILARIOUS PARROT STORY!
Our grandma was from Lausanne, a city in the French-speaking part of Switzerland!
She told us an episode that took place there during the WW1.
And which is typical of the cowardly behavior of the Swiss government!
NAUGHTY SWISS PARROT ANGERS PASSING KRAUT!
The owner of a parrot hung it in its cage out to the window.
As soon as someone passed through on the street below, the parrot began to crow:
VIVE LA SUISSE! EN BAS LE BOCHES!
(Long live Switzerland! Down with the Krauts!)
KRAUT GETS IN A HUFF ABOUT SWISS PARROT!
One day, a Boche was passing through the street.
And the parrot crowed again: VIVE LA SUISSE! EN BAS LE BOCHES!
Whereupon the Boche ran straight to the Embassy of the Boche Empire.
To complain there about his insult by the parrot!
KRAUT EMBASSY DICTATES - SWISS GOVERNMENT KOWTOWS!
At a hint from the embassy, the Swiss government forbade the owner to hang the cage with his parrot out of the window!
VOTE SWISS PARROT IN SWISS GOVERNMENT!
Today such a parrot is again needed!
Especially in the Swiss government!
He will crow full-throated: VIVE LA SUISSE! EN BAS LE BOCHES!
TO REMIND THESE COWARDS WHAT THEIR REAL DUTY IS TO THE SWISS CITIZENS!
BEFORE THEY DO THEIR USUAL KOWTOWING TO THE BOCHES BY OBEYING THEIR INNATE REFLEX!
For this PARROT would be a true SWISS contrary all so-called Swiss Government with pathetic wishy-washy politics!